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Finding the perfect porn to masturbate to takes longer than the masturbating itself.

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cooltrainerdrew:

The amount of truth in this statement is staggering.

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collegehumor:

The 10 Lies You Tell Yourself Every All-Nighter

I’ll just take a 40-minute nap, wake up as planned, and resume studying diligently. 

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stereolights:
It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips.

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stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips.

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The legal drinking age in Mexico is “Tengo dinero.”

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