Finding the perfect porn to masturbate to takes longer than the masturbating itself.
The 10 Lies You Tell Yourself Every All-Nighter
I’ll just take a 40-minute nap, wake up as planned, and resume studying diligently.
It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips.
The legal drinking age in Mexico is “Tengo dinero.”
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